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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge

10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Your Ad Here Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
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