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when u feel sad
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


When u feel sad?.
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
?damn I am really so cute?
u will overcome your sadness.
But don?t make this a habit?..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakh
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

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your face looks like youve be
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

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your face would not only stop
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

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your face is such a mess
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

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if you put your face by a
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in

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sure ive seen people like you
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

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hi there im a human being
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

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ive seen more
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

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shouldnt you have a
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

[  Characters : 49 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 176 ]

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