Sponsor's

 
Shouldnt you have a
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Share  
 [ Characters : 49 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 176 ]
RELATED SIMILAR SMS
Gravity doesnt exist Gravity doesnt exist Earth sucks
Woh aaj LUX se nahaya hai Baharo phool barsao mera DOSTaya hai Hoto pe
You get plenty of exercise jum You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions
Hey friend remember that Hey friend remember that without stupidity there
Brains arent everything Brains arent everything In fact in your case th
Calling you an idiot would be Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all t
I heard you were so cool that I heard you were so cool that you began teaching
TWINS TWINS Do u remember the day we travelled in a car I p
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki Pyar ko mat chupao usay zarorut hay jatanay ki
We have strange and wonderful We have strange and wonderful relationship Your
Kind intelligent loving and ho Kind intelligent loving and hot This describes
Kutta BB Ne 1 Kutta Pala Moti MotiAankhon Wala Lu
I have lots of jokes in my inb I have lots of jokes in my inbox But I cant se
Your face looks like youve be Your face looks like youve been using it as a d
I heard that you were a Ladyk I heard that you were a Ladykiller They take on
Well they do say opposites at Well they do say opposites attactso I sincer
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun kare Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega Dost na rahe t
I know what sign you were bor I know what sign you were born underRED LIGH
Whenever I feel u I just feel u Whenever I feel u I just mi
A prime candidate for A prime candidate for natural deselection
Mosam shabab ka Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab ka parda janab ka
Dont piss me off Dont piss me off Im running out of places to
Hey friend remember dat withou Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there c
KBC main shahrukh ne KBC main shahrukh ne mujh se pocha world ka sub
Question Why do men chase wome Question Why do men chase women when they have
If I was as ugly as you were I If I was as ugly as you were I wouldnt say Hi t
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai
Hes so full of shit Hes so full of shit his eyes are brown
I swear because love is defini When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tel
No visits No visits no calls no smss no le
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut h Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho mere dil ko bha
This sms can only be read by s This sms can only be read by someone SEXY try a
Flowersbutterfly A beautiful Flowersbutterfly A beautiful scene Starsmoo
Suicide is the most sincere Suicide is the most sincere form of selfcritici
Havent I seen your face before Havent I seen your face before on a police pos
Well youre living proof that Well youre living proof that even a turd can b
Folk clap when they see you Folk clap when they see you but they clap the
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay l Fa40 Rexona35 Safeguard30 Lux40 lifeb
yaar yeh kaun sa stupid style Aap k haath main mobile hai Chehray pay khu
Your face would not only stop Your face would not only stop a door but also mo

Site Statistics

There are total of 73 categories contaning about 16718 sms in our database.

Who's Online

We have 50 users online

Search Smsyard

Advertisment