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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Your Ad Here Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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