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10-02-2010
Posted by MALIK From ISB [ 03335394365 ]


Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty,
Tujhy le kr baanho'n mein
"Mohabbat" krty,

Dekhty teri aankho'n mein neend ka khumar, Apni khoi hui neendo'n ki
"Shikayat" krty

Teri aankho'n mein apna aks dhondty, Khud se b zyada teri
"Chahat" krty

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khuch ur b krna aata hai
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail:
Sara din tume SMS send krne k elava koi ur
Kaam b aata hai kya?
.
Kid:
G han
MMS
GPRS
CALL
GAMES
MOVIE
PHOTO
Ur
Mp3 songs play krne b
Aata hai

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a sweet poem 4 u
10-02-2010
Posted by subhan From karachi [ subhan_1997@live.com ]


A sweet poem 4 u

Eat with butter

cut with cutter








when u forgot me





you







will




definitly



fall in gutter






dhharaaaam

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missed call he maar de
10-02-2010
Posted by Mazhar Saeed From Peshawar [ masoomsaeed@yahoo.com ]


Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de

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ye kya tum sab log meri
10-02-2010
Posted by Sultan From khi [ sultan_c00l2008@hotmail.com ]


Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?
main ne kya bigara hai tumhara?
Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga.

Ha ha ha ha
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+92 0343-2939817

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ba adab ba mulahiza
10-02-2010
Posted by Sultan From khi [ sultan_c00l2008@hotmail.com ]


Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain
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+92 0343-2939817

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main zaradari
10-02-2010
Posted by Sultan From khi [ sultan_c00l2008@hotmail.com ]


2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
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+92 0343-2939817

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pakistani to american tum chor
10-02-2010
Posted by Sultan From khi [ sultan_c00l2008@hotmail.com ]


Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
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+92 0343-2939817

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tv on karo jaldi
10-02-2010
Posted by Sultan From karchi [ sultan_c00l2008@hotmail.com ]


TV On karo….

Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai

k

KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Aap to 100% save ho

.
.
.
Par mein kahan Jaaon??

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10-02-2010
Posted by ramzan From qatar [ 009746566231 ]


Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal.
Sabr ka Phal.
Qaumi Libas: Half Shirt and Half Shalwar.
Qaumi Khel.
Muzakaraat.
Qaumi Dua.
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye

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