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Hubby Darling years ago u had

10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Your Ad Here Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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