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its difficult 2 understand go
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!

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what is the similarity between
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...

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what do i do when i see someo
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

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never think of the past it bri
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

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true love is like a pillow u c
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW

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husband 1
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

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