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god and women
10-02-2010
Posted by manu From india [ 919746133331 ]


God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

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before marriage and after marr
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don?t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I?m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

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telling a lie is fault
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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husband aur wife in hotel
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

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girls r special ones created b
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Girls r special ones created by god...
If u praise her, she thinks u r tell'g lies
If u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g
If she talks, she wants u 2 listen.
If u listen, she wants u 2 talk.
If u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
If u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
If u dont, u r not understand'g so
Simple yet so complex, so wierd yet so beautiful.
Thats a girl...!

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karti hai meri bewi subha sham
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,
Puchti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,
Banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,
Poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???

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lawyerwhat was the first thing
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Lawyer: ?What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning??
Witness: ?He said, ?Where am I, Cathy???

Lawyer: ?And why did that upset you??
Witness: ?My name is Susan.?

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the most effective
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife?s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

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the man who says his wife cant
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

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theres a way of transferring f
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran

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