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A fine collection of marridge sms, Marriage Greetings, Marriage Jokes, Marriage Wishes.

man is there any way for long
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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q during marriage ceremony why
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away?!!

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a good marriage would be betwe
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

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he yes at last it was so hard
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don?t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I?m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

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telling a lie is
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

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shadi kernay aur mobile
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p

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