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at night i do not sleep becaus
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

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its not what you think its a c
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

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wot u dont have
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money and even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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damn mosquito
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed and had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

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paracetamol
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

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new shoes
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm????..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

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i luv my toothbrush
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in and out up and down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

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i had a wet dream about you la
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

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pyjamas
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

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i luv u
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

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