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Best Collection of sms and jokes abtout munnah bhai mbbs and laga raho muna bhai. and also best collection of Bhai log sms and jokes.

kya ray
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

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munna
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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munna bolay to apun ko tera
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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munna
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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munna meray paas aik buri khab
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

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circuit bhai bole to bachpan
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Circuit, ?Bhai? bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.?

Munna Bhai, ?Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, ?Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat?
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!?

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munna bhai circuit bole toh ye
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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lecturer write a note on gandh
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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professor akal badi ki bhais
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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principal agar koi ladka girls
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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