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bubbli ne shadi ki
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae
Major Rohail:Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli:
Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
N95 b china wala tha

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4 dfa insurance krvao
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail
“Insurance wala ne kha ye insurance sirf
Husbnd wife k lye hai
Ab main 4 dfa insurance k lye
4 B.Vyan kha se laon”
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Anti Misba
“Main to 16 dfa krva bhi aai”

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langra husband ka foot
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Bubbli ke shadi hoi
Bubbli ka husbnd langra tha
Bubbli
“Maa my hsbnd got only 1 foot”
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Anti Misba
“U R lucky ur papa got only 5 inch”

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baba tay chacha
10-02-2010
Posted by Sohail Rao From Peshawar [ sohail.zulfiqar@ymail.com ]


Allama Iqbal said
"Lazyness is our enemy"
&
Quaid-e-Azam Said
"Always Love Your Enemies"
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Ab Kis ki baat manain

Babay ki ya chachay ki,

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dil chahta hai k khara kar ke
10-02-2010
Posted by Asad From Karachi [ matur3.guy@gmail.com ]


DIL chahta hai k khara kar ke aapke haath main pakra doon!!!
Aur aap ose hila hila k bolo

!

!

!

Is parchan ke saye talay hum ek hain hum ek hain!

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girls don bunk classes
10-02-2010
Posted by Asad From Karachi [ matur3.guy@gmail.com ]


Girls don't bunk classes
WHY...???


Because they knew!!!

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MISSING PERIODS

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MEANS PREGNANCY...!

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shorter the skirt
10-02-2010
Posted by Asad From Karachi [ matur3.guy@gmail.com ]


Arz Kia Hai!
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The Later the BUS...
The Longer the Que...
The Shorter the Skirt...
The better the view...

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when the midnite bell rings to
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious New Year

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do u know that ur smile takes
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


? Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world so plz start teeth brushing regularly ?

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pimple pimple little star saar
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


? PIMPLE PIMPLE LITTLE STAR SAARE KANJUS MERE YAAR JOH, MUJHE PHONE YA SMS NAA KARE USKE MOOH PAR PIMPLE HO JAAYE CHAAR BAAR BAAR LAGATAAR. ?

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