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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
? I mix Rum in water and got drunk.I mix Brandy in water and got drunk.I mix WHISKY in water and got drunk again.Now I have decided never to drink water again!!! ?
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
? Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana. Dulha bechain tha, sunne ko gana. Dulhan ne shuru kiya... BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA. ?
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
? agar tum ho haseen ,toh bure hum bhi nahi, agar tum rehte ho mahalon mein, toh sadak par hum bhi nahi, pyar karke kehte ho.....hoon mein shadi shuda, to kaan khol kar soon lo ... kunware to hum bhi nahi..... ?
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
? jawab to mil jate hai, kabhi difficult sawaal toh bhejo, forward toh bahut karte ho, kabhi khud ka khayal toh bhejo..... ?
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
? aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya, khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya, maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal, shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya....... ?
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
? har khushi teri taraf mor doon tere liye chand tare tak tor doon khusion k darwaze tere liye khol doon itna kafi hai ya 2 4 jhoot aur bol doon "
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