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low expectation
10-02-2010
Posted by MSK From karachi [ salmankasmanis@gmail.com ]
 

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"Always low your expectation to gain a big goal"
(Salman Kasmani).......................
 Characters : 117 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 90  | Sent 1 times
vikas 09328981017
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
nothing in world with out love.love is everything
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he who laughs last thinks slow
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
He who laughs last thinks slowest
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just because youre
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
 Characters : 70 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 92  | Sent times
is somebody not editing what i
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
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ive got the ship youve got the
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
 Characters : 78 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 79  | Sent times
i might be in the basement
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
 Characters : 56 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 77  | Sent times
am i getting smart with you
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
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if i could rearrange the alpha
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
 Characters : 60 | Sms Length : 1  | Views :   | Sent times
q why did the blond get fired
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
 Characters : 102 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 85  | Sent times
 
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