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low expectation
10-02-2010
Posted by MSK From karachi [ salmankasmanis@gmail.com ]



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"Always low your expectation to gain a big goal"
(Salman Kasmani).......................

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vikas 09328981017
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


nothing in world with out love.love is everything

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he who laughs last thinks slow
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


He who laughs last thinks slowest

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just because youre
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

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is somebody not editing what i
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

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ive got the ship youve got the
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

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i might be in the basement
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.

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am i getting smart with you
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

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if i could rearrange the alpha
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

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q why did the blond get fired
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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