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whats a nice girl like you
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

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would you like
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

[  Characters : 49 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 158 ]
if i could rearrange the alpha
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

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please help the homeless
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

[  Characters : 50 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 160 ]
you are a 9999
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

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wanna come and see my hard dri
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

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do you know whatd look good on
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

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will you be my xmas cracker
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

[  Characters : 57 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 175 ]
im trying to determine after y
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

[  Characters : 103 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 159 ]
am i dead angel
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

[  Characters : 44 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 165 ]

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