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2009 ka saaf sutra sms
10-02-2010
Posted by LoFaR From Peshawar [ 03329052610 ]


1 pathan jahaz main ulti kar raha tha airhostess ne usey deaka to osey shopper diya k es main karo....
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thori dair baad Airhostess ne deaka k sab Ulti kar rahe hai or Pathan soo Raha hai....
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Airhostess ne pathan se pocha k tum ne kya kiya to pathan ne kaha.
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k maine ulti ki to sab ko buraa laga to maine wapis pii lii ahaha

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tumhara darhi ur moonch nhi hy
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail-
Yaar tu etna bara ho gya hy
Ur ab tk teri darhi moonch nhi aai?
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Pathan-
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hy

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icc champion sharat laga lo
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail to Phatan

ICC championship Pakistan he jete ga
Sharat laga lo
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Agr main jeta to tum muje Burger khelao ge
Ur
Agr tum har gae tu main tum se burger khao ga
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Phatan-OK lagi Burger Burger ki

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ek ur bill aa gya hai
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail-
Khan sab Carry Lougar bill
Aa gya hai
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Phatan-
Lo G pehle
Bijli,gas,pani ka bill
Ur ab ye carry lugar bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Ur DUE date kya hai?

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roza iftaar hota hy
10-02-2010
Posted by Danish From Karachi [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Pathan-
Yar main soch rha hu
Ramzan Mubarak main
Rawalpindi chala jao
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Major Rohail-
Kyu Khan sab?
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Pathan-
O! Yara Pindi main ROZA
Jaldi Iftar hota hai

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kia hal hai tmhara mere dost
10-02-2010
Posted by Aitzaz Chattha From Faisalabd [ 03137286410 ]


Boyz : Agr mai kahon mujhe tum se Mohabat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kaho gi ??

Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Warid ka card snd kr k kehty to acha hota

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khan sab ne roza rakha
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Karachi main ek pathan
Ne roza rakh lya

Major Rohail-
Khan sab abi Ramzan
Ka chand nazar nhi aya

Pathan-
Oy! Khocha Peshawar main
To nazar aa gya hai

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travel agency aur hajj
10-02-2010
Posted by cruise From LAhore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Pathan-
Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn

Major Rohail-
Kyu khab sahb?

Pathan-
Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ krva rhe hn
Pr
Hm ne HAJJ E AKBR krna hy

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ramzan ka chand nazar aa gya
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Pathan-
Aao masjid chle

Major Rohail-
Kyu?

Pathan-
Mera gumshuda beta mil gya hy
Molvi ne kha hy
“Ramzan ka chand nzr aa
gya hy”
Me Ramzan Khan
Ur
Mera beta Chand Khan

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pinky ki mohabat ka sila
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Sardar-
Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya
Pinky ko
Ur
Pinky ne mje he…

Major Rohail-
Kya hova?

Sardar-
Mene Pinky ki plate mese ek
Booti utthai tu usne muje kaat lya

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