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plice man fauji in train
10-02-2010
Posted by shahid From Qatar [ +9745670685 ]


Plice Man : Tussi Chutti te ja Rahi Ho?
Fauji: Wife Di Delivery Hai.
Police Man:Tussi Pehli Kadon Chuti Tay Gaye C?
Fauji: 2 Saal Ho Gaye
Police Man: Te Bacha Fer Haram Da Na Hoya?
Fajui : Ki Farak Painda ae, Kehra Ghar Rakhna ae, Police Which Bharti kerva Dena Aye.

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dua for election
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


*DUA 4 ELECTION*
YA ALLHA!
KTAB KO LIBRARY ME RAKH*
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SHER KO JANGAL ME RAKH*
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PATANG KO BANDH K RAKH*
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SAIKAL KO DUKAAN ME RAKH*
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OR
TEER KO NISHANAY PE RAKH*
(AAMIN)
ya dua puray pakistan me sub ko phela do dosto!


MATEEN JANI

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the more you read and observe
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that's out always looks the best.

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politics is the art of looking
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

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nearly all men can stand adver
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

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the principles of it are troub
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable
the principles of it are troublesome.

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in politics your enemies cant
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


In politics, your enemies can't hurt you,
but your friends will kill you

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i dont make jokes
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


I don't make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

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a patriot must always
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government.

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government is like a baby
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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