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plice man fauji in train
10-02-2010
Posted by shahid From Qatar [ +9745670685 ]
 
Plice Man : Tussi Chutti te ja Rahi Ho?
Fauji: Wife Di Delivery Hai.
Police Man:Tussi Pehli Kadon Chuti Tay Gaye C?
Fauji: 2 Saal Ho Gaye
Police Man: Te Bacha Fer Haram Da Na Hoya?
Fajui : Ki Farak Painda ae, Kehra Ghar Rakhna ae, Police Which Bharti kerva Dena Aye.
 Characters : 271 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 78  | Sent times
dua for election
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
*DUA 4 ELECTION*
YA ALLHA!
KTAB KO LIBRARY ME RAKH*
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SHER KO JANGAL ME RAKH*
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PATANG KO BANDH K RAKH*
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SAIKAL KO DUKAAN ME RAKH*
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OR
TEER KO NISHANAY PE RAKH*
(AAMIN)
ya dua puray pakistan me sub ko phela do dosto!


MATEEN JANI
 Characters : 260 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 88  | Sent times
the more you read and observe
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that's out always looks the best.
 Characters : 160 | Sms Length : 2  | Views :   | Sent times
politics is the art of looking
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
 Characters : 144 | Sms Length : 1  | Views :   | Sent times
nearly all men can stand adver
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
 Characters : 96 | Sms Length : 1  | Views :   | Sent times
the principles of it are troub
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable
the principles of it are troublesome.
 Characters : 95 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 80  | Sent times
in politics your enemies cant
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
In politics, your enemies can't hurt you,
but your friends will kill you
 Characters : 75 | Sms Length : 1  | Views :   | Sent times
i dont make jokes
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
I don't make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
 Characters : 72 | Sms Length : 1  | Views :   | Sent times
a patriot must always
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government.
 Characters : 79 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 77  | Sent times
government is like a baby
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
 
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
 Characters : 125 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 78  | Sent times
 
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