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I hereby place u under arrest
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks and sex appeal, remain silent and report 2 my bedroom.

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