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Im the police station now bee

10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Your Ad Here I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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