Good leaders are like baseball umpires:
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government.

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable:
the principles of it are troublesome.

Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.