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glasses and 96 years old man
10-02-2010
Posted by zahid From Islamabad [ zahidabc@yahoo.com ]
 
Sara: My grand father lived 96 years.
He never used glasses

Chaudhary:
O menu pta ae!
Kuj log sidha bolltle nu e mu la lende ne
 Characters : 147 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 80  | Sent 1 times
hazrat baba bullhy shah
10-02-2010
Posted by Gujjar From Lahore [ 0302-4192992 ]
 
Aasmana tey ud-dey panchi..! Vaikh tey sehi ki kerdey ney..! Naa o kerdey rizq zakheera..! Naa o bhukay merdey ney..! Kadi kisay ney pankh pakheroo (parindey) Bhukhey merdey vaikhey ney..? Bandey hi kardey rizq zakheera..! Bandey hi bhukhay merdey ney..!!
 Characters : 255 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 55  | Sent 1 times
blood test
10-02-2010
Posted by Sapna From lahore [ saapna@yahoo.com ]
 
1 Punjabi BLOOD K Bare Me
Book Parh Rha Tha

BV:
Aj Ye Q Parh Rhe Ho?

Punjabi:
Muje Dr. Ne Kaha Ha K
Kal BLOOD TEST Ha
Is Liye Test Ki Tayari Kr Rha Hon!

(mISS. sAPNA, Koi larka moj se dosti karna chahta hai to is # 0333-4595272 par call kar sakta hai. Aksar mob mere bhai ke pas hota hai. Wo mind nahi karta unko batao k apni pyari sister Sapna ko phone do.)
 Characters : 398 | Sms Length : 3  | Views : 69  | Sent 1 times
pubjabi wife or husband market
10-02-2010
Posted by Imdad Khiyal From Charsadda [ imdad_5@hotmail.com ]
 
Pubjabi Wife Or Husband Market Ja Re Thay
To Eik Faqeer Ne Kaha:

“Shehzadi 5 Rupay Dede, Andha
Hoon”

Husband:
Dedo,
Tumhe Shehzadi Keh Raha Hai
To Zaroor Andha Hoga.
 Characters : 202 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 82  | Sent 1 times
punjabi to doctor
10-02-2010
Posted by Seemi From Lahore [ semii@yahoo.com ]
 
Punjabi 2 Doctor:
Mere Gaand me dard hay.
Doc: Mein hath Dalta hun batana kahan hai?
Punjabi: Andar
aur
andar
aur
andar
haan
Yahin par.
Doc: Bhenchod tera to gala kharab hai.
Any hot Pathan boy wanna freidn ship plz contact me. If mobile was in my brother hand then tell him 2 call me ok(Seemi Cell # 0333-3129550)
 Characters : 348 | Sms Length : 3  | Views : 73  | Sent 1 times
thanda peo gy ya garam
10-02-2010
Posted by Imdad Khiyal From Charsadda [ imdad_5@hotmail.com ]
 
Punjabi Mehman Sy:
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm?
Mehman:
Dono Ley Ayen,
Punjbi:
Begum 1 Glass Freezer Vichon,
Te 1 Glass Geezer Vichon Pani Lay A.. 0334-9136162
 Characters : 179 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 79  | Sent 1 times
chashma tere piyo de kan
10-02-2010
Posted by Imdad Khiyal From Charsadda [ imdad_5@hotmail.com ]
 
Judge: Is Punjabi ki dono kan kat do.
Punjabi: Nhi mai andha ho jaon ga.
Judge: Kan katne se andha kese ho jao ge?
Punjabi: Chashma tere piyo de kan te lawan ga.
 Characters : 180 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 69  | Sent 1 times
janu coca cola peene k baad
10-02-2010
Posted by Imdad Khiyal From Charsadda [ imdad_5@hotmail.com ]
 
Punjabi: Janu coca Cola peene k bd Duch krne ko dil chah raha hai?
Punjaban: (Sharmate hue)
Hay ALLAH,
To karo na jee!
.
.
Punjabi:
BuurrrrRrrrrr.
 Characters : 171 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 77  | Sent 1 times
computer windows in punjabi
10-02-2010
Posted by Ashmeet From Delhi [ ashmeet4uonly@yahoo.com ]
 
Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao
 Characters : 175 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 93  | Sent 1 times
punjabi woman and english doct
10-02-2010
Posted by Imdad K From Charsadda [ 0334-9136162 ]
 
A Punjabi woman talking 2 an English Doctor n LONDON abt her ill child
My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da, na sleep da, bas weep da tey cheekda
 Characters : 146 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 91  | Sent times
 
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