Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.

Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?