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operation ur china ka maal
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctr
Se laar rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Kya hova?
.
Santa Banta:
Doctr ne operation me orignal
Cheze nekal kr china ke
Daal de hy

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cabel tv ur bache
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Santa:
Major Rohail ne kha tha k T.V cabel
Se bache kharab hote hy ur parhai
B nhi krte,mene cabel ktva de

Batna: Good?

Santa: Ab humne dish lgva le hy

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social work krne ka shock
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Santa:
Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne
Pr bohat mara
.
Batna:
Social Work?
.
Santa:
Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr
Welcome ka board lagaya tha

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banta ki search
10-02-2010
Posted by Danish From Karachi [ danish123@hotmail.com ]


Santa:
Yaar google pr ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna
.
Banta:
Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?
Ur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k
google pr kon se number bus jati hy?

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santa sharab pikar sadhu se ta
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke Ata hoon

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santa my me to drink carrot
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold

Banta: Does It Work ?

Santa: I Don't Know
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->

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~Tm ~

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teacher how do you differentia
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE

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~Tm ~

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how do you spell wrong
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That's
Wrong !!

Santa - That's What
You Asked, Isn't It ... ? ;->

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~Tm ~

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santa was walking thru d fores
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

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~Tm ~

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santa sir aap apni patni ko pa
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?


Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.


Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

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~Tm ~

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