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A lady calls Santa for repairi
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I?m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

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