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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Nurse- Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain. Santa: Ye to hona hi tha. Nurse- Kyon? Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain? Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena. Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho? Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Pappu: Dad what?s Sex? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti. Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya? Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Santa: Tere result da ki banya? Pappu: Madam kehndi iss class vich 1saal hor lagna hai. Santa: Pher theek hai, saal bhaaven 2-3 hor lag jaan, bass fail na hoeen.
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai. Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven? Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Jeeto: Main tang ya. Tusi hamesha Mera Ghar, Meri car, mera beta, bus Mera Mera hi karde ho, kadi Sadda vi keha karo, hun almari vichon ki lab rahe ho? Santa: Sadda Kachcha. 1
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10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. Banta: Wow, Kab? Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
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