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Santa I have swallowed a kay
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too

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