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Thats a lucky match stick

10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Your Ad Here Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. ?What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?? asked the another man. Santa replied, ?Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.?
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