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kia dard ke bagair daant
10-02-2010
Posted by Imdad Khiyal From Charsadda [ 0334-9136162 ]


Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?

Doctor: Nahi

Sardar:
Mein Nikaal Leta Hon

Doctor:
Wo Kaise?

Sardar:
He
He He He

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sardar ka email adress
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Sardar-
Muje e.mail bnana hy
Sardar
Sardarg
Sardar123
Sardarabc
Koe b nhe mil rha
Major Rohail-
Tum “AKALMAND SARDAR” try kro
100% mil jye ga

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pathan ullu kharedne gya
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Pathan-
Mai ullu kharedne gya pr
Nhe khareed ska

Major Rohail- kyu?
Qeemat zeada thi?
Ullu psand nhe aya?

Pathan-
Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya

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tumhara fridge thanda nhi krta
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Sardar-
Yaar tumhara fridge to
Thanda he nhi krta
Ur
Ksi bewakuf ne us me
Hanger latkai hove hy

Major Rohail-
Oy bewakuf wo fridge nhi
Almari hy

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cousine ka mobile
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail:
Yaar mobile neya lya hai?
.
Sardar:
Nhi mere cousin ka hy
.
Major Rohail:
Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr rha hy?
.
Sardar:
Cousin jb b milta tha kehta tha
“Yaar tu mera phone uthata kyu nhi”

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bacha ghum ho gya
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya

Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?

Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo

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what is the problem
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Anti Misba:
What seems to b the problem?
.
Sardar:
My Computer screen says ENTER but how can I Enter into
This small computer without any door

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computer lessons
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Computer Lesson

Major Rohail:
Plz turn “ON” ur computer
.
Sardar:
OK kr lya
.
Major Rohail:
Now Plz click on “MY Computer”
.
Sardar:
OK! Kaha hai “AAP” ka computer?

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kissing katrena kaif
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
.
Major Rohail:
Kyu?
.
Sardar:
I was kissing Katrena
.
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
.
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena

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pen chalna band ho gya
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Sardar:
Aaj Anti Misba ne muj se mera numbr manga,
Main numbr likh he raha tha k pen
Chlna bnd ho gya
.
Major Rohail:
Kya tu “CELLO” pen use nhi krta?

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