T.c to sardar in Train:
'Ticket dikhao.'
Sardar:'Ha Ha, Ye lo'

T.c: 'Ye to purani Ticket hy.

Sardar: 'Ty train kera hunni Showroom tu i j ?

Interviewer:
Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow?

Sardar:
O yah yah ji y not.


My phone rings... GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW.;-);-)

Sardar: mai tere 64 k 64 dant tor dunga
Ps khra 1admi bola srdar g dant to 32 hote hn
Sardr:mje pta tha k tu bich me zrur bolyga isilye
Tery b mila k bataye hn

Sardar: Cigarette hy?
Shopkeeper:We don't sell cigs.

Next day,
Srdr: Cig hy?
SK: Kal bataya tha yahan nhi bikty.

Next day,
Srdr: Cig hy?
SK: Aby kitni baar kahun!NAHI HAi! DAFA HO JA nhi to hathorra sr py dy maaroon ga!

Next day,
Srdr: Hathorra hy?
SK: Nahi.
Srdr: Acha?To phir cig hy?...

Sardar highway pe cigrate pita hua bhag raha tha. Us se kisi ne pocha kia kr rae ho?
Sardar ne kaha mein dekh raha hoon 1 cigarate kitne kilometre chalti hai....

sardar And his son went to drink joos.
Son Bapu koi aise machine hai jis wich joos pao ta phall niklay.
sardar

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.


Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.

SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO