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hai how are you dera
10-02-2010
Posted by Abro From karachi [ 03332118499 ]


Major Rohail dukan se apni B.V k lea
Wisper ultra lene gya

Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?
Major Rohail dukan se apni B.V k lea
Wisper ultra lene gya

Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?

Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”

Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”
Major Rohail dukan se apni B.V k lea
Wisper ultra lene gya

Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?

Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”

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sindhi sms
10-02-2010
Posted by Addie From pakistan [ 0333------- ]


Teacher 2 student translate a beautiful girl is waiting in sindhi ?
Student :Hait Wah ji chori aa

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a sindhi cyclist knocks
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


A Sindhi cyclist knocks down a Sindhi lady.

Lady: Mua, Peetal aahin cha?

cyclist: Na Amma, ma sital ahyan, ganga jo put.

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sindhi and sardar
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Mr.Thadani, a middle-aged Sindhi, is on a plane for Hongkong, in a window seat.

Just before take-off, this HUGE Sardar wearing a beautiful suit walks up and sits down beside him.

A few minutes later, the plane takes off.
All is well For a while.

But then, Mr.Thadani realizes that he has to go to the washroom.

That wouldn't be a problem,but he looks over and notices that the Sardar beside him is sound asleep, and Mr.Thadani, being a meek man is afraid to disturb him.

So he figures he'll hold it in till Sardarji wakes up.

But as luck would have it, the Sardar just keeps snoring away, and Mr. Thadani is feeling increasingly more uncomfortable.

After a while, he starts to feel nauseous as well, what from holding it in combined with the plane ride.

He tries and tries to hold it in, but then "AAARRGGHH!!"--he throws up all over the Sardar and his beautiful suit.

He thinks, "Oh, no! Now he's gonna kill me!" and sits there in apprehension waiting for the Sardar to wake up.

Finally, the Sardar wakes up, and finds all this vomit all over him. Mr. Thadani says to him, "Well, do you fell better now?"

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viagra
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


"No, not worth it Sai!"

"OK, how about 500 Rupees?"

"No, not worth it Sai!"

"OK, 200?"

"No, not worth it!"

"How about 100?"

"No, not worth it!"

"Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

"Ade baba, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it."

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what do you call
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


A Sindhi lawyer?:
Case-wani

A Sindhi lawyer after a case?:
Purse-wani

A blue-skier Sindhi?:
Akash-wani

What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.

What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music?
Raga Kirvani.

A god fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani

A Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani

A Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja

A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani

A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani

A Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja

A heroic Sindhi soldier?
Hiroo Sipahimalani

A Sindhi pest control contractor?
Khatmull Marwani

A Sindhi stripper working in New York?
Barbra Jhangiani

A Sindhi casanova?
Prem Kissinchandani

A Sindhi fire-engine?
Bhambhani

A Sindhi detergent?
Neelam Rindani

A Sindhi postman?
Mailwani

A forgetful Sindhi?
Bulo Bhulchandani

A fashionable Sindhi?
Primlani

A fat Sindhi?
Hathiramani

A Sindhi fly?
Makhija

A downtrodden Sindhi?
Nichani

A corrupt Sindhi?
Chaipani

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
Because the air is free.

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i think i love you more than w
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


I think I love you, More than words can say,
I think I love you, More and more each day.
I think I love you, With all of my heart,
I think I love you, Hate when we're apart.
I think I love you, Loving you's easy,
I think I love you, Though it sounds cheesy.
Thinking all of this, I know I love you.

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girls in different languages
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Girls in different languages,

Arabic: HURMA

Irani: DOSHEEZA

French: FURE

Hindi: KANIYA

Italian: AMITO

Mexican: MONARO

Germen: AMISA

In our SINDHI?

HATIT WAH JI CHHORI AA..

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a cell with sindhi language
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


A cell with sindhi language:

MSG: Nayapo

SMS: Nandho Nayapo

TONES: Ghantiyoon

LOCK: TAALO

CALL: Sadh Karais

OFF: Band Karays

NO REPLY: Mari Wayen Chha??

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ek larki thi deewani si ek sin
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Ek larki thi deewani si ek SINDHI per woh marti thi,

her waqt yehi pocha kerti thi k tum mujhe DATE per kab le jao gay?

Per woh larka yahi jawab deta tha.

BILL tuhnjo BABO dendo chha?

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